Nightvale fortune cookies.
I want to make these. I can make these. JULIA
i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
Benedict Cumberbatch accepts his GQ award 2014
GO HOME YOU’RE DRUNK
"Thank you very good much. See you in the loo." TiddlyBatch.
He is clueing for looks.
i can’t believe this
"thank you very good much"
Here is a cartoon I did for the Guardian in back in 2012! Somehow, it has not become irrelevant since that time.
PROTECT JESSICA WILLIAMS AT ALL COSTS.
She is the best.
This. This. This. Fuck you and your inability to keep your pathetic horny mouth shut.
Society towards bisexuals
They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”
They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.
They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.
woop, there it is.